Yesterday at the market guess what?

yesterday at the market i looked for green apples for my bike..and when i asked the hairdresser he told me that fetuchini is italian and its a kind of pasta which u can get entangled in if you ar an imp, but if you are going home then u might as well take the underground which i did and just before i put my right foot on mars the band starting playing so i had to close the chess board ......and thats how i failed in the interview.....I DONT KNOW WHY??????